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quoteArray[0]="\"What maintains one vice would bring up two children\"  -Benjamin Franklin";
quoteArray[1]="\"I haven’t heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. \"  -Kin Hubbard"
quoteArray[2]="\"Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses\"  -Cato the Elder"
quoteArray[3]="\"The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings\"  -Eric Hoffer"
quoteArray[4]="\"The wise man does not lay up treasure.  The more he gives to others, the more he has for his own.  \"  -Lao-Tse"
quoteArray[5]="\"I sleep more soundly at night when there’s money in the house than when there isn’t. \"  -P.K. Shaw"
quoteArray[6]="\"Fall seven times, stand up eight.\"  -Japanese Proverb" 
quoteArray[7]="\"Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.\" -Richard Bach"
quoteArray[8]="\"If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.  \" -Old saying"
quoteArray[9]="\"One's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.\"  -Oliver Wendel Holmes"
quoteArray[10]="\"The confirmed gambler said he only kept on gambling because he was too old to gambol.\"  -W.G.P."
quoteArray[11]="\"To produce an income tax return that has any depth to it, any feeling, one must have Lived - and Suffered.\"  -Frank Sullivan"
quoteArray[12]="\"He that expecteth nothing is never disappointed\" -W.G.P."
quoteArray[13]="\"People only see what they are prepared to see.\" -Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quoteArray[14]="\"Never turn down a job because you think it’s too small.  You don’t know where it can lead\" -Julia Morgan"
quoteArray[15]="\"The couple with slender finances who decided that two could live as cheaply as one, soon agree that the health specialists are correct in saying people eat too much.\"  -W.G.P."
quoteArray[16]="\"The only man who makes money following the races is the one who does it with a broom and shovel.\"  -Elbert Hubbard"
quoteArray[17]="\"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.\"  -Anatole France"
quoteArray[18]="\"You must do the things you think you cannot do.\" -Eleanor Roosevelt"
quoteArray[19]="\"You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself.\"  -Harry Firestone"
quoteArray[20]="\"Real riches are the riches possessed inside.\"  -B. C. Forbes"
quoteArray[21]="\"Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.  Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.\"  -Unknown"
quoteArray[22]="\"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.\"  -Kin Hubbard"
quoteArray[23]="\"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.\"  -Franklin D. Roosevelt"
quoteArray[24]="\"Some people will do anything for money - even work.\"  -P.K. Shaw"
quoteArray[25]="\"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.\"  -Mark Twain"
quoteArray[26]="\"Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.\"  -Henry Van Dyke"
quoteArray[27]="\"The first wealth is health.\"  -Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quoteArray[28]="\"Nothing is as irritating as the fellow that chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.\"  -Kin Hubbard"
quoteArray[29]="\"Never buy a thing you don’t want merely because it is dear.\"  -Oscar Wilde"
quoteArray[30]="\"Income is a fixed sum of money that is hard to live within, but harder to live without.\"  -W.G.P."
quoteArray[31]="\"Fear less, hope more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Hate less, love more; And all good things are yours.\"  -Swedish Proverb"
quoteArray[32]="\"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.\"  -Unknown"
quoteArray[33]="\"The happiest time in any man’s life is when he is in hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.\"  -Josh Billings"
quoteArray[34]="\"When you attempt to live within your income, the outcome is usually a come down.\"  -P.K. Shaw"
quoteArray[35]="\"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.\" -Theodore Roosevelt"
quoteArray[36]="\"He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.\"  -Unknown"
quoteArray[37]="\"Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.\"  -Henry David Thoreau"
quoteArray[38]="\"Without a struggle, there can be no progress.\" -Frederick Douglass"
quoteArray[39]="\"Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.\"  -Henry Kaiser"
quoteArray[40]="\"Budget: A mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.\"  -A.A. Latimer"
quoteArray[41]="\"Our body cells renew themselves while we sleep;  if only our wallets would do the same!\"  -P.K. Shaw"
quoteArray[42]="\"Vacations may put you in the pink but probably leave you in the red. \"  -W.G.P."
quoteArray[43]="\"Money talks;  the secret is to hold it long enough to hear what it says.\"  -W.G.P."
quoteArray[44]="\"The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.  \"  -Albert Einstein"
quoteArray[45]="\"The love of money is the root of all evil.\"  -The Bible, 1 Timothy 6:10"
quoteArray[46]="\"Lack of money is the root of all evil.\"  -George Bernard Shaw"
quoteArray[47]="\"If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things.\"  -Norman Douglas"
quoteArray[48]="\"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?\"  -Anonymous"
quoteArray[49]="\"Knowledge is power, but money pays for the fuel.\"  -P.K. Shaw"
quoteArray[50]="\"Women make good accountants; their natural curiosity helps them when looking for a balance.\"  -P.K. Shaw"
quoteArray[51]="\"When you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision.\"  -Peter Drucker"
quoteArray[52]="\"Nobody ever returns a cheque - except the bank\"  -P.K. Shaw"
quoteArray[53]="\"One thing you can't recycle is wasted time.\"  -Anonymous"
quoteArray[54]="\"The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing.\"  -Jean Baptiste Colbert"
quoteArray[55]="\"A fool and his money never lack invitations.\"  -W.G.P."
quoteArray[56]="\"Some people’s money is merited and other people’s is inherited.\"  -Ogden Nash"
quoteArray[57]="\"The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.\"  -Joan Borysenko"
quoteArray[58]="\"Want a thing long enough, and you don’t.\"  -Chinese proverb"
quoteArray[59]="\"Your children need your presence more than your presents.\"  -Jesse Jackson"
quoteArray[60]="\"Don’t buy the house; buy the neighbourhood.\"  -Russian proverb"
quoteArray[61]="\"Money will never go to people who urgently need it.\"  -Old Chinese proverb"
quoteArray[62]="\"Change is good, but dollars are better\"  -Anonymous"
quoteArray[63]="\"You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.\"  -Dolly Parton"
quoteArray[64]="\"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.\"  -Harvey Fierstein"
quoteArray[65]="\"Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately?  I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.\"  -Russell Baker"
quoteArray[66]="\"Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they be obtained in the right way they man not be possessed.\" -Confucius"
quoteArray[67]="\"Most people seek after what they do not possess and are enslaved by the very things they want to acquire.\"  -Anwar El-Sadat"
quoteArray[68]="\"It’s astonishing how many people equate the simple possession of wealth with intelligence and dignity.\"  -Anonymous"
quoteArray[69]="\"Never look down on anybody unless you are helping him up.\"  -Jesse Jackson"
quoteArray[70]="\"Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is not enough; we must do.\"  -Goethe"
quoteArray[71]="\"Most people are willing to pay more to be amused than to be educated.\"  -Anonymous"
quoteArray[72]="\"There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.\" -Unknown"
quoteArray[73]="\"If money is your hope for independence you will never have it.  The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability\"  -Henry Ford"
quoteArray[74]="\"Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.\"  -Ken Hakuta"
quoteArray[75]="\"Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.\"  -Quentin Crisp"
quoteArray[76]="\"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.  \"  -Woody Allen"
quoteArray[77]="\"It’s a recession when your neighbour loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose yours.\"  -Harry S. Truman"
quoteArray[78]="\"You can’t have everything.  Where would you put it?\"  -Steven Wright"
quoteArray[79]="\"Live simply that others might simply live.\"  -Elizabeth Seaton"
quoteArray[80]="\"One man’s wage increase is another man’s price increase\"  -Harold Wilson"
quoteArray[81]="\"Wisdom is the wealth of the wise.\"  -Ecclesiasticus"
quoteArray[82]="\"Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself.\"  -Chinese Proverb"
quoteArray[83]="\"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him:  Whose?\"  -Don Marquis"
quoteArray[84]="\"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.\"  -P.J. O’Rourke"
quoteArray[85]="\"Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.\"  -Unknown 13-year-old"
quoteArray[86]="\"Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex.  You thought of nothing else if you didn’t have it and thought of other things if you did.\"  -James Baldwin"
quoteArray[87]="\"Money is like muck, not good except it be spread\"  -Francis Bacon"
quoteArray[88]="\"Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.\"  -Aphra Behn"
quoteArray[89]="\"Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love. The poor know that it is money\"  -Gerald Brenan"
quoteArray[90]="\"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it. \"  -Bob Hope"
quoteArray[91]="\"No man’s credit is as good as his money\" -Edgar Watson Howe"
quoteArray[92]="\"Every exit is an entry somewhere.\"  -Tom Stoppard"
quoteArray[93]="\"It's always too early to quit.\"  -Norman Vincent Pearle"
quoteArray[94]="\"A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it.\"  -Anonymous"
quoteArray[95]="\"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.\"  -Confucius"
quoteArray[96]="\"When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn’t got any.\"  -Edgar Watson Howe"
quoteArray[97]="\"Friends are treasures.\"  -Horace Bruns"
quoteArray[98]="\"The two most beautiful words in the English language are: ‘Cheque enclosed’\"  -Dorothy Parker"
quoteArray[99]="\"Riches enlarge rather than satisfy appetites.\"  -Thomas Fuller"
quoteArray[100]="\"I think the harder you work, the more luck you have.\"  -R. David Thomas"
quoteArray[101]="\"Success is a state of mind.  If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.\"  -Joyce Brothers"
quoteArray[102]="\"The more horse sense a fellow has, the less he bets on them.\"  -Kin Hubbard"
quoteArray[103]="\"To be upset over what yo don’t have is to waste what you do have.\"  -Unknown"
quoteArray[104]="\"There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory ofsome temptation we resisted.\"  -James Branch Cabell"
quoteArray[105]="\"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I’ll be at the airport.\"  -Graffiti"
quoteArray[106]="\"The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.\"  -George Bernard Shaw"
quoteArray[107]="\"Riches do not consist in the possession of treasures but in the use made of them.\"  -Napoleon Bonaparte"
quoteArray[108]="\"Wealth buys leisure, but not wisdom.\"  -W.G.P."
quoteArray[109]="\"Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get.\"  -H. Jackson Brown"
quoteArray[110]="\"I don’t mind inflation if it means I go up when I die.\"  -P.K. Shaw"
quoteArray[111]="\"There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.\"  -Logan Pearsall Smith"
quoteArray[112]="\"A duty-free store - where you go broke saving money.\"  -W.G.P."
quoteArray[113]="\"Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five.\"  -W. Somerset Maugham"
quoteArray[114]="\"Anyone pretending he has no interest in money is either a fool or a knave.\"  -Leslie Ford"
quoteArray[115]="\"The only way not to think about money is to have a great deal of it.\"  -Edith Wharton"
quoteArray[116]="\"I must say I hate money, but it's the lack of it that I hate most.\"  -Katherine Mansfield"
quoteArray[117]="\"We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs.\"  -Gloria Steinem"
quoteArray[118]="\"The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.\"  -John Powell"
quoteArray[119]="\"You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however.\"  -Richard Bach"
quoteArray[120]="\"We can try to avoid making choices by doing nothing, but even that is a decision.\"  -Gary Collins"
quoteArray[121]="\"Money can be more of a barrier between people than language or race or religion.\"  -Vera Caspary"
quoteArray[122]="\"Eighty percent of success is showing up.\"  -Woody Allen"
quoteArray[123]="\"The harder you work, the luckier you get.\"  -McAlexander"
quoteArray[124]="\"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.\"  -Eleanor Roosevelt"
quoteArray[125]="\"Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.\"  -Margaret Walker"
quoteArray[126]="\"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.\"  -Will Rogers"
quoteArray[127]="\"The expert at anything was once a beginner.\"  -Hayes"
quoteArray[128]="\"Money is of value for what it buys, and in love it buys time, place, intimacy, comfort, and a private corner alone.\"  -Mae West"
quoteArray[129]="\"I make money using my brains and lose money listening to my heart. But in the long run my books balance pretty well.\"  -Kate Seredy"
quoteArray[130]="\"As soon as you bring up money, I notice, conversation gets sociological, then political, then moral.\"  -Kate Smiley"
quoteArray[131]="\"Money dignifies what is frivolous if unpaid for.\"  -Virginia Woolf"
quoteArray[132]="\"Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.\"  -Henry Ford"
quoteArray[133]="\"The best career advice given to the young is, 'Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.'\"  -Katharine Whitehorn"
quoteArray[134]="\"Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision.\"  -Peter Drucker "
quoteArray[135]="\"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.\"  -Ralph Waldo Emerson"
quoteArray[136]="\"A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.\"  -Anonymous"
quoteArray[137]="\"If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.\"  -Henry Ford"
quoteArray[138]="\"The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life. \"  -Henry Ford"
quoteArray[139]="\"I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for half the money. \"  -Arthur Godfrey"

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